Rillmetcep is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, tranquil
tortoise.
Rillmetcep created Africa three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rillmetcep, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Rillmetcep, he will turn you into a rock.
Rillmetcep's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Rillmetcep's Holy Commandments1. Hide if five turtles approach from the south.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
4. Never talk about quantum gravity.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.