Bendundam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful jellyfish.

Bendundam created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bendundam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bendundam, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bendundam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bendundam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away if four mice approach from the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.