Fodarnbum is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful
faun.
Fodarnbum created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fodarnbum, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fodarnbum, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Fodarnbum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Fodarnbum's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Fodarnbum loves eagles, so they must be respected.
5. Pigs are not to be trusted.