Tettiwodceb is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, witty goat.

Tettiwodceb created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiwodceb, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettiwodceb, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tettiwodceb's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tettiwodceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.