Gumbellfarn Rawhubbast is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, competent octopus.

Gumbellfarn Rawhubbast created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbellfarn Rawhubbast, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gumbellfarn Rawhubbast, it will come to you in dreams.

Gumbellfarn Rawhubbast's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gumbellfarn Rawhubbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing brown boots.