Kapmongen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable dryad.

Kapmongen created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapmongen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kapmongen, she will strike you with lightening.

Kapmongen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kapmongen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look in ponds.