Betbellceb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent deer.

Betbellceb created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Betbellceb, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Betbellceb, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Betbellceb's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Betbellceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Betbellceb's name in vain.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.