Cabwigbarnjipgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous mink.

Cabwigbarnjipgid created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cabwigbarnjipgid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cabwigbarnjipgid, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cabwigbarnjipgid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cabwigbarnjipgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at asteroids.