Yakdavpan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful hippopotamus.

Yakdavpan created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdavpan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yakdavpan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yakdavpan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yakdavpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Do not kill seals.