Rillxucksidmid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, almighty lobster.

Rillxucksidmid created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillxucksidmid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rillxucksidmid, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rillxucksidmid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rillxucksidmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Run away from gray moths, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing brown shoes and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Rillxucksidmid must be the most important thing in your life.