Cebtadcub is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy goose.

Cebtadcub created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebtadcub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cebtadcub, she will curse you with boils.

Cebtadcub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cebtadcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cebtadcub on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing yellow trousers.