Batcussjindapzogbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing jaguar.

Batcussjindapzogbad created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batcussjindapzogbad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Batcussjindapzogbad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Batcussjindapzogbad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Batcussjindapzogbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Batcussjindapzogbad loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.