Misbafjapgess is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered yak.

Misbafjapgess created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misbafjapgess, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Misbafjapgess, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Misbafjapgess' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Misbafjapgess' Holy Commandments

1. Put Misbafjapgess first in all things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.