Tunvonkflow is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty sheep.

Tunvonkflow created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunvonkflow, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tunvonkflow, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tunvonkflow's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tunvonkflow's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tunvonkflow.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.