Veggovtan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, cheerful dolphin.

Veggovtan created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Veggovtan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veggovtan, he will not invite you to parties.

Veggovtan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Veggovtan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.