Wanlargyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful manatee.

Wanlargyatt created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanlargyatt, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanlargyatt, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wanlargyatt's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wanlargyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never feed lots of peas to ducks while wearing fawn dresses.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.