Lannurlleg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud yak.

Lannurlleg created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lannurlleg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lannurlleg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lannurlleg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lannurlleg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not eat corn.