Mitpopnut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unselfish frog.

Mitpopnut created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Mitpopnut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mitpopnut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mitpopnut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mitpopnut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Mitpopnut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear indigo dresses.