Dussbepquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless dragon.

Dussbepquaf created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Dussbepquaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussbepquaf, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dussbepquaf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dussbepquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.