Motgonkam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate lizard.

Motgonkam created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Motgonkam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Motgonkam, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Motgonkam's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Motgonkam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Motgonkam on top of all buildings.

2. Put Motgonkam first in all things.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Hide if six geese approach from the south.

5. Never run in holy places.