Flowdimdin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, flying monkey.

Flowdimdin created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowdimdin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flowdimdin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flowdimdin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flowdimdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five mice in a large pit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.