Gudtikpark is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able owl.

Gudtikpark created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gudtikpark, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gudtikpark, she will curse you with boils.

Gudtikpark's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gudtikpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Always look after injured swans.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never paint your legs white.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.