Bassflyzig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent yak.

Bassflyzig created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassflyzig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassflyzig, it will think nothing of it.

Bassflyzig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bassflyzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing purple tights.

3. Never feed gooseberries to frogs while wearing brown corsets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bassflyzig.

5. Pray towards the south.