Doghoghon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy whale.

Doghoghon created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Doghoghon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Doghoghon, it will manifest in front of you.

Doghoghon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Doghoghon's Holy Commandments

1. Doghoghon loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from black ants, for they are unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.