Hudban is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humane porpoise.

Hudban created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudban, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hudban, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hudban's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hudban's Holy Commandments

1. Hudban loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away from white swans, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.