Cemqueegflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, clever fox.

Cemqueegflig created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cemqueegflig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cemqueegflig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cemqueegflig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cemqueegflig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cemqueegflig.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.