Tanbosscid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful hydra.

Tanbosscid created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbosscid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanbosscid, she will send you a sign.

Tanbosscid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tanbosscid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.