Lipfasnutt is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, sapient
crow.
Lipfasnutt created vertebrates four years ago.
If you believe in
Lipfasnutt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Lipfasnutt, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Lipfasnutt's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Lipfasnutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Run away if six gulls approach from the west.