Sidmongat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish wasp.

Sidmongat created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidmongat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidmongat, it will strike you with lightening.

Sidmongat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sidmongat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not chop down trees.