Rigzodgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional dragonfly.

Rigzodgov created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigzodgov, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigzodgov, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rigzodgov's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rigzodgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near shrews while wearing orange ear rings.

3. Never sit in the presence of badgers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rigzodgov on top of all buildings.