Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, generous turtle.

Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb first in all things.

2. Never feed lots of limes to sheep while wearing green tights.

3. You must love Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb.

4. Flabrullomtyok Dudgilceb loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Never sing near frogs.