Jipfatcum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, flying wren.

Jipfatcum created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Jipfatcum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jipfatcum, it will be very sad.

Jipfatcum's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jipfatcum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jipfatcum on top of all buildings.

3. Jipfatcum loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.