Pakhunhan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental snail.

Pakhunhan created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Pakhunhan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pakhunhan, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pakhunhan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pakhunhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to geese while wearing green skirts.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Pray towards the west.