Larpsak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating swan.

Larpsak created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpsak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larpsak, he will manifest in front of you.

Larpsak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Larpsak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Always help snakes in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Larpsak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.