Larpsak is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating
swan.
Larpsak created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larpsak, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Larpsak, he will manifest in front of you.
Larpsak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Larpsak's Holy Commandments1. Run away from purple ducks, for they are unholy.
2. Always help snakes in need.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Larpsak must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never look in ponds.