Cenbellyar Mannartbug Wadbogbit
is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow
dragon
.
Cenbellyar Mannartbug Wadbogbit
created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Cenbellyar Mannartbug Wadbogbit
, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Cenbellyar Mannartbug Wadbogbit
, he will manifest in front of you.
Cenbellyar Mannartbug Wadbogbit's
most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Cenbellyar Mannartbug Wadbogbit's Holy Commandments
1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never think about quantum mechanics near grasshopers while wearing red ear rings and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.
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