Rotgofwee is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet scorpion.

Rotgofwee created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Rotgofwee, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotgofwee, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rotgofwee's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rotgofwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rotgofwee.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.