Mobkinfot Pankabflig Mityamhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish dingo.

Mobkinfot Pankabflig Mityamhot created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobkinfot Pankabflig Mityamhot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mobkinfot Pankabflig Mityamhot, she will ignore you.

Mobkinfot Pankabflig Mityamhot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mobkinfot Pankabflig Mityamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.