Fagdamdin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing dryad.

Fagdamdin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagdamdin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fagdamdin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fagdamdin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fagdamdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed carrots to eagles while wearing trousers.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fagdamdin.