Gubquagspag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, temperamental badger.

Gubquagspag created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubquagspag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gubquagspag, he will turn you into a mole.

Gubquagspag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gubquagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. You must love Gubquagspag.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.