Listdibjad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent fairy.

Listdibjad created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listdibjad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listdibjad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Listdibjad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Listdibjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not eat turnips.