Duttarpvon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective warg.

Duttarpvon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duttarpvon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Duttarpvon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Duttarpvon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Duttarpvon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Duttarpvon.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing cyan dresses and balancing five silicon spheres on your back.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.