Hogarfcin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unfair coyote.

Hogarfcin created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogarfcin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hogarfcin, it will turn you into a goat.

Hogarfcin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hogarfcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near mites while wearing green kilts.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Never eat green fruit.