Wapbellsid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful finch.

Wapbellsid created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapbellsid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wapbellsid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wapbellsid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wapbellsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Wapbellsid on top of important buildings.