Vadbedfum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, loving lion.

Vadbedfum created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbedfum, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadbedfum, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vadbedfum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vadbedfum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vadbedfum first in all things.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never hurt eagles.