Fabraksat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, benevolent mink.

Fabraksat created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabraksat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabraksat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fabraksat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fabraksat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fabraksat.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about fire.