Negsagdit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud weasel.

Negsagdit created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negsagdit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Negsagdit, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Negsagdit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Negsagdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Negsagdit loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.