Rullsugtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid penguin.

Rullsugtarp created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rullsugtarp, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rullsugtarp, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rullsugtarp's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rullsugtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if five eagles approach from the east.

5. Do not drink alcohol.