Zigdabgan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing frog.

Zigdabgan created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdabgan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zigdabgan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zigdabgan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zigdabgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear orange boots.

3. Zigdabgan loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never feed lots of melons to snails while wearing pink rings.