Ortrullmut is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, sapient
mink.
Ortrullmut created life two years ago.
If you believe in
Ortrullmut, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Ortrullmut, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Ortrullmut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Ortrullmut's Holy Commandments1. Put Ortrullmut first in all things.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not dye your hair pink.
4. Always help sick swans.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.