Gignillist is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain hamster.

Gignillist created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gignillist, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gignillist, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gignillist's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Gignillist's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not take Gignillist's name in vain.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.